Due to my extensive research (aka, reading the tabloid magazine covers in grocery stores) I have found out that Kristen Stewart has cheated on Robert Pattison.
Were they ever dating? I thought were only in true love in their Twilight movies, but I guess I was wrong or something. Turns out they really were a couple in real life.
But then, just as fast as you can say spider monkey, their relationship is over.
Due to more extensive research (aka, reading this huffington post that I completely disagreed with in every way, mostly due to its pretentiousness), I found out she had an affair with a married man.
So, what? I say.
Her bidness is her bidness. I have enough friends with relationships-on-the-rocks in my life, I don’t want to borrow any from the celebrities. And besides, what she did is personal. As my 3 yr-old daughter said when she saw one of the pictures of Kristen Stewart that looked like she just slept with the raccoons, “Mama, did she just go to jail?” NO. No, she did not. What she did was personal, not public. If a celeb drives while intoxicated, DUDE, that’s public! You could kill a kid doin’ that! If a celeb takes drugs. Dude, that stuff is a destroyer and the negative publicity is due to you. But having consensual sex with another . . . I don’t wanna hear about it.
So why is the media crucifying her upside down, like the Romans did to Apostle Paul? Because just like the Roman Tribune thought that Paul was a liar and troublemaker, the media does NOT like Kristen Stewart. And it seems all the mags and celebrities and fans are totally torn up about it.
But you know what it all comes down to?
Really, it all comes down to one thing.
Can you guess what it is?
Nooooo, it’s not that she’s a trampire.
Nooooo, it has nothing to do with Pattison’s boyfriending skills.
Nooooo, it doesn’t have to do with the fact that the man she had an affair with was her director, in a position of authority over her.
Nooooo, it doesn’t have to do with the fact that she never smiles.
Yeah . . . it was that.
It’s all because she doesn’t smile. She looks like she walks down the red carpet with a stink bug in her mouth.
Oh wait! There’s a smile!
Granted, she’s in front of the camera all the freakin’ time. And it looks like she resents it. Just a tad. Which is fine, but since she didn’t do the media any favors, they aren’t gonna give her any favors, either.
Snow White and the Huntsman supposedly dropped her for the sequel. It’s now called The Huntsman. I don’t think they did this because of the affair, I think they’re using the affair as an excuse to drop her.
Because likability is everything.
You get what you put in.
When you smile you get smiles in return. When you practice acting, you get better at it. When you choose to be faithful, you are. I can relate to that. When I don’t give anything to a project, to a friend, to cleaning the floors, I don’t get squat in return.
And right now, Kristen Stewart’s gettin’ squat.
So I guess the moral of the story is to smile more.
Either that, or to stop looking at tabloid magazines at the grocery store.