Meg Gardiner: WRITERMOM, Chocolate Lakes, and Ransom River

I first met Meg at TerribleMinds, and was impressed with how unterrible her mind was. She’s quick and witty and humble and the kind of person you want for a best friend.
So then I did what any self-respecting fan does and started stalking her online. Turns out she’s just as awesome as she’s cracked up to be.
She’s raised children (I have to list this as one of the highest of accomplishments. Right now I have toddlers and it seems every other minute they’re trying to get in the knife drawer or throw themselves off a high precipice.)
She’s published ten novels.
She’s a hot cross country runner.
She’s a three time Jeopardy! champion (that’s right).
She graduated from Stanford University and Stanford Law School.

She practiced law in Los Angeles and taught writing at the University of California Santa Barbara.

So yeah . . . quite an impressive resume for anyone to have, but for a woman as gracious and funny and beautiful as her . . . let’s just say she got her fair share of awesome during her dip in the gene pool.

Even Stephen King backs me up on this one. He wrote a glowing review of her work at EW.com and made sure her books were published on American soil. So thank you, Mr. King, for letting us ‘merican folks get a hand on such quality storytelling.

And she’s here with me today in cyber space! That’s right. I rolled out the red carpet (my way of saying I vacuumed), and made my world-famous (a slight exaggeration there) home made eggrolls and asked her a few questions about life, the universe, and everything.

Without further adieu (which means none of you should go away now) may I introduce to you Meg Gardiner:

I’ve heard on the streets that your first novel was a tragic romance about Indy car racing. And there were lots of explosions and tears. It sounds GREAT to me. I love fast cars. Why didn’t it work? 

Aside from the fact that I was sixteen, and knew far more about Indy cars than I did about romance, the main problem was the “tragic” part. The heroine fell in love with a dashing race driver, who immediately drove into a wall at 200 mph, burst into flames, and died. She mourned, but eventually found the courage to love again… another race driver, who promptly drove his car into a wall at 200 mph, burst into flames, and died. By page 63 I had killed all the men in the novel. End of story.

Nothin’ says ROMANCE like a fiery car crash

You came from a house that encouraged both reading and writing. How can parents instill a love of reading/writing in their kids?
Read to them! Keep books around the house. Encourage them to create – on paper, in words, and by playing. Tell bedtime stories.
Name the book you’ve read the most.

The Black Stallion. Followed closely by Sol Stein’s Stein on Writing.

Name one of your favorite childhood books.

See above. And I don’t mean Stein on Writing. My friends and I checked The Black Stallion – and all the books in the Black Stallion series – out of the school library so often that our names filled the check out card.

I bet this picture makes Meg’s heart melt.

Speaking of children, I hear you have some. How on earth do you juggle being a WRITERMOM (you need a cape with that on it) and … does it perhaps involve duct tape, hiding in closets, or buying one of those boxes that display moving pictures? 

When the kids were little, writing was extremely sporadic. The longest piece I got published was 700 words. But once they were all in school, I knew it was time to put up or shut up, and write the novel I’d been thinking about for years. The school bus came at 7:50 and brought them home at 3:45. That’s when I wrote. Of course, once I got a novel published, and started working to deadlines, things got more complicated. The kids would instant message me from the next room – things like, FOOD? And I once came out of my office to discover they’d stuck a note to the door. It read, “Warning: she eats her young.”

When are you perfectly at peace?
When all the kids are home and everybody’s hanging out in the kitchen, talking, laughing, and getting dinner ready.
Do you have a favorite book you’ve written, or are they like your kids in that you like them all equally?
I don’t have a favorite book, but I have favorite scenes from various books I’ve written. Such as the scene where Evan Delaney finds an FBI agent hogtied to her bed, stark naked, in Mission Canyon. The wedding sequence in Jericho Point (which involves not just a wedding but a fight, an ice sculpture catastrophe, a car crash, and the marriage-shy heroine being literally pursued by a wedding band). The London chase scene in Kill Chain. The helicopter crash in The Dirty Secrets Club. The monkey revenge scene in The Liar’s Lullaby. All these involve moments of real satisfaction and were fun to write.
Click to read scene about hogtied FBI agent
Click to read about wedding fiasco scene.
Click to read about London chase scene
Click to read about the helicopter crash
Click to read about the monkey revenge scene
Okay, let’s pretend I’m your psychologist (I charge $500 fake dollars an hour, btw). Tell me your greatest weakness as a writer, and tell me about your biggest struggle.
I want my characters to be happy. I want them to love each other and live satisfying lives and rescue kittens and sing sweet songs on the beach as the sun goes down. Which would be great in real life – but in a thriller, it’s boring. So I have to stop protecting the characters and let the chips fall where they may.
You’ve said you used to write by the seat of your pants, but now you plan ahead. Tell me about the preparation process that goes on before you write the first word to the novel?

Two months of brainstorming the big idea for the story, plus research, character sketches, story development, better story development, revised story development, more research, and then… Chapter 1.

In your opinion, what makes a successful author?

The ability to grip readers and give them a deep, surprising, satisfying emotional experience through the story.

Tell me three authors I should know about:

Jeff VanderMeer (dark fantasy, SF, Weird, Steampunk – and he can write scenes that truly exhilarate.)

Megan Abbott (thriller/mystery author with a deft, dark touch and a beautiful way with prose.)
James Lee Burke (James Lee Burke. What else do I need to say?)

If you had to swim across a sea of any beverage, what would it be?
Melted chocolate. Because I’d never make it across an entire sea, and I might as well die happy.
What does your writing space look like?

A room with wall-to-wall bookcases, a good office chair, and our old kitchen table. Which looks as if a moving van dropped a 20 foot container of papers, pens, pencils, and random notes on it from a great height.

What does it take to be a good editor (whether self-editor or editor for someone else).

A sense of the story – the pulsing wire that should run through a piece from beginning to end. The ability to see the possibilities an author hasn’t spotted, or has only developed vaguely. An ability to sharpen a story in a way that amplifies the author’s own voice. An ability to explain all this to the writer in a way that makes the writer eager to revise.

Have any new projects? What are some things to look forward to on your horizon?
My next novel is a thriller called The Shadow Tracer. It’s about going off the grid and disappearing. On the run. With a five-year-old.
And . . . the final question to end all questions . . . if you had to choose between any apocalypse (solar, comet, environmental changes, zombie, robots, or alien) which would it be?! (and why)
Solar, because it has the best music. At least we’d go out singing the Beatles: “Good Day, Sunshine.”
Now go meet Meg herself, and pick up one of her novels. It will be one of the best decisions of your life. Right after that good decision you made about learning how to make French bread and watching the entire first season of LOST in one day.
MegGardiner.com | Visit Meg on Facebook and Twitter | @MegGardiner1

The Ryne Douglas Pearson Interview

I have a treat for you today, sea urchins! A Ryne Douglas Pearson interview! Yes! Ryne! Here on my blog today! I have the honor of introducing the man, the myth, the bacon aficionado legend, and post some very serious thilly questions for him.

Embarrassing story: when I first met him on twitter, I thought his name was pronounced wren and I made several bird jokes to him. I swear, mispronunciation will be the death of me one day. What I should have been doing was making quips about the river Rhine to him, which is the correct way to pronounce his name. I know better now.

Ryne Douglas Pearce is an accomplished screenwriter and author. He wrote the screenplay to Knowing. The thriller is, of course, based on his ability to predict the end of the world, but he’s since hired out the job to Harold Camping (thanks a LOT, Ryne). The movie is entertaining and thoughtful, like all of Ryne’s work. His book, Simple Simon, was made into the movie Mercury Rising with Bruce Willis. One of my favorite books is his Confessions, a mystery about a priest. Michael, who hears a dying criminal confess a crime, a crime that shattered Michael’s life five years ago. As Michael searches for answers, his entire life is turned upside down. Ryne’s story pulls you smoothly along then suddenly whaps you upside the head with a surprise. It was quite entertaining. It is also a moving story about forgiveness, grief, and … confessions.

You can find more about Ryne’s books on his site: http://www.rynedouglaspearson.com/ At his site, he blogs about upcoming books, bacon, hilarious contests, bacon, his inspiration, bacon, writing, bacon recipes, literary news, and bacon. Lots about bacon. Never shall you meet more of a bacon aficionado than Ryne. He can tell you which wine goes with hickory smoked bacon or whether you should put applewood bacon in a quiche or not.

So, without further ado, the interview:

1.              What don’t you like to be called?

Archduke La Bamba. I’m sensitive about my royal blood.

2.              What’s your earliest memory?

Eating the Rice Crispy treats my mom made.

3.              What do you like about your work?

Mostly the freedom it affords me, but also now, with the rights to my previous novels reverting to me, I’m very much enjoying being in control of my work.

4.              What don’t you like about you work?

Sitting for extended periods. I forget to get up and stretch quite often, and I pay for it later.

5.              What’s your writing space like?

I’d like to say it’s neat, but it is a collection of sticky notes, diet soda cans, half full water bottles, printed pages of scripts & manuscripts.

6.              Most memorable meal.

The first meal my wife and I cooked after we were married. We followed a recipe on the label of a package of Kielbasa. It was horrifying.

7.              What’s the song that gets you movin’?

September by Earth, Wind & Fire

8.              Where/when do you feel completely at peace?

Out in the middle of nowhere with a fishing pole in my hand and some light rain falling.

9.              Have you ever been in a life-threatening situation?

I did some volunteer work with our county Search & Rescue Team, and during wildfires nearby we were doing evacuations. While my partner and I were helping an elderly couple out of their home, the flames were racing up the hill behind and were about 80 feet tall. That’s about the closest, and I hope I never get closer than that. It was hot!

10.          What are you best at cooking?

I love barbecuing and smoking. Folks seem to like it when I do.

11.          Hell on earth is:

A lack of caffeine.

12.          What makes you decide a story is worth telling?

1) Has it been done? 2) Would I want to read/see it? 3) Will others want to read/see it? If I get NO, YES, YES, I move forward.

13.          What fictional character would you take a 12 hour car ride with?

Boo Radley.

14.          One thing you know to be true:

My children are evidence that there is a God.

15.          If you had to swim across a lake of any kind of beverage, what would it be?

Diet Pepsi.

16.          What’s the worst kind of apocalypse? (solar, virus, zombie, cancer, ice age, etc.)

Solar. *evil grin*

17.          If you could be instantly proficient at anything, what would it be?

Playing acoustic guitar.

18.          What movie have you seen the most times?

It’s A Wonderful Life

19.          What are you proud of?

I’ve never caused a worldwide pandemic.

20.          What do you regret?

That localized pandemic in ’96.

21.          If some cheeky barista compared you to anyone, who would you want it to be?

John Candy.

22.          What culture intrigues you?

The people of Maine.

23.          A moment you’ll never forget?

Too many to pick one. All with my kids and wife.

24.          Can you share about what you’re working on? What’s in your future?

Nothing too specific, unfortunately. A couple books coming this year. :)
Thanks for tuning in, sea urchins! Now, go read a Ryne Douglas Pearson book! Or two! Or six! Good summer reading.
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